The hard way involves enveloping the county in the progressive corridor down 85 and pushing out the commissioners who allow it to stay up. I'd much rather see it knocked down and flattened with rented construction equipment.
They really only think of size in terms of thin. I'll take a thicker phone with all the hardware and a bigger battery, except with a smaller screen. But they don't make those.
And let's face it. Many of us have to make snap decisions on replacement. I'd still be on my previous phone if it hadn't met with disaster.
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