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TIL that in 12th grade Steve Wozniak made a fake bomb, laughed at the principal that disarmed it then electrocuted the guards at juvenile detention with 120v electricity.

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  • And here I thought everybody knew.

    • Ticketmaster Hack: Data of Half a Billion Users Up for Ransom

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  • Assuming user's data is worth at least a dollar each...

    • Sea levels are starting to rise faster. Here’s how much South Florida is expecting

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  • How high's the water, Mama?

    • Google Search adds a “web” filter, because it is no longer focused on web results

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  • Why bother with Google at all?

    • Ron DeSantis signs bill scrubbing ‘climate change’ from Florida state laws

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  • I like you.

    • Sen. Lindsey Graham Suggests Nuking Gaza, Calls Hiroshima ‘the Right Decision’

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  • I want them to explode.

    • Sen. Lindsey Graham Suggests Nuking Gaza, Calls Hiroshima ‘the Right Decision’

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  • I've been saying we should nuke South Carolina for years.

    • Students walk out during Jerry Seinfeld’s commencement speech at Duke

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  • And the point of a lot of old comedy was based on shitting on other people. The "woke left" is the kids calling us out on being assholes for no reason.

    • GOP introduces bill that would send anyone convicted of unlawful activity on a campus since Oct. 7th, 2023 to Gaza.

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  • They going to send whole fraternities over when they supply alcohol to under age kids?

    • Republicans are pulling out all the stops to reverse EV adoption

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  • But they don't want to. They're only selling EVs of any sort to stay competitive and compliant with regulation. Toyota has all but said fuck EVs.

    • How to opt out of the privacy nightmare that comes with new Hondas

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  • A system with the goal being best or even optimal for all involved would never be called capitalism, even if capitalism didn't exist.

    • A Columbia professor wanted to document history. NYPD arrested him outside his home

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  • Gestapopo, even.

    • I just want to play this awesome game.

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  • Why does Sony hate Democracy?

    • Mark Meadows unmasked in Arizona fake electors indictment, faces 9 felony charges

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  • Set him on fire.

    • 38 and once again looking for a new career.

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  • I've joked about voluntarily being involuntarily committed.

    • Politicians and dog experts vilify South Dakota governor after she writes about killing her dog

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  • Her füher would disapprove.

    • Trump Calls for Less Courthouse Security, More MAGA Protests

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  • I wonder how New York City would treat rank and file MAGA.

    • N.C. report finds wilderness camp failed to ensure boy was breathing before he died

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  • That part of the state is known for deep religion. Think venomous snakes and arsenic Sundays.

    • Millionaire tries to prove becoming wealthy is easy by becoming homeless and making a million in a year - and of course fails miserably and quits, citing reality

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  • Schrodinger's millionaire: simultaneously special while just working hard to achieve success.

    • Trump Media alerts Nasdaq to potential market manipulation from 'naked' short selling of DJT stock

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  • Reason? How about stupidity as a reason?