sammytheman666 @ sammytheman666 @ttrpg.network

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Better to be sarcastic than to seriously state the obvious

Because playing with your boss is really stretching your chances of employment

Aaawww... *sadly takes it dow

Nooooo, really ?

You are lucky. What is silly is you not even seeing it

I know how I can do it. And Im not going to risk finding out my boss cannot do it well.

I have had good and bad bosses. Flying under the radar of bad ones is how you do it. And Im no lt gonna risk turning a good boss into a bad for a game, no matter if that game was the best ever.

That is surviving.

I have met enough players and DMs with whom I disagreed or got their bad side enough time to thank the fact that I was happy I wouldnt meet them at work the next day.

Its the same thing as not working with your lover. If there is something wrong or bad happening at home, you dont wanna keep it going at work afterwards.

But to answer you, yeah I can. Ill torture kobolds instead. /s

Monopoly is fine. Dnd is another beast.

Because if it doesnt go well, they are your boss and sometimes dnd games can go sour fast

Ish. Dont shit where you eat. Its risky to play with coworkers, but really dangerous to play with your boss. I highly advise everyone NOT to do it

Its so good a spell they nerfed its range by 5 ft

Its funny, but also a tad pvp too much for my tastes

Players : DM this is the 4rth wyrmling you threw at us ! Im done with your game unless you stop trying to kill us !

Dm : ok, Ill stop trying.

*puts an Ancient Red Dragon's token on the table

Proofreading is a fun thing where you can spot easy to spot mistakes

I think it works for most species XD

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Mind gobblin theze nutz !

Bring your raspy-sandpappered voice

Mosquitoes that suck your blood are all mothers, since only the larvas need blood to survive. So when you smash one, you also kill indirectly babies with their mother. I've knowned this for 20 years, and every summer, I'm still SMASHING THOSES BITCHES UP

Suggestion. And then go to Wall Street :)

At least most pet stores aren't managing cunts, so yeah, go for pet stores please