Lol yet you came here solely to say I deserved it based on the little life I live rent-free in your head. Out of nowhere in this thread you start talking about having sex with me?
It's funny, I actually don't remember every interaction with him. Of course you do, apparently, since you're his little lapdog. It's uncanny that you're there every time I see him...
I mean, it definitely gives you more than just empty calories. It can be quite pleasant.