And what's stopping you? Install new LineageOS on an unblocked Samsung, check one checkbox xin developer settings and here it is. Without the GPU, of course.
Get rid of the dGPU power comsumption at all costs, as it's underpowered for anything serious.
Enable Intel AMT so that you get hardware level remote control, including power control.
Afet that it's a now-weak power-hungry CPU with weak cooling, but a decent amount of RAM, so, IDK, a buildserver or a VM host for scenarios when something needs to happen in the background, but latency doesn't matter.
Minding privacy and driving a car in 2025 is like jumping up because you realize you forgot to water your plants right after you've clicked the euthanasia button.
🤦because the judicial system can't do shit against the unchecked president, every single TV channel left broadcasting now ceaselessly spews endless state propaganda and merely holding up a blank sheet of paper will get you beaten and arrested--
No, wait, I mixed that up, that's Russia. Russians must protest. You see, America's different. Americans are being sO cEnSoReD right now, and walking in the sHtReEtS is sCaRy. So of course they don't. Silly me.
Oh. Then lemme just wish you that whatever is that thing you're having over there never heats up to a degree to that'd make you reconsider what "can't travel" means. And yeah, phones, those you can just import.
Because even IRC is better than matrix