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  • Whatever as long as it pays the bills 🧙‍♂️

  • Your mind seems to be in conflict, but I see that this is due to another person here summoning a demon which is distorting your ability to think right now. I'll bring you potatoes, oil and herbs (to make chips in the oven) to remove the effect.

  • Cloaks need to come back into style, so granted. But skirt with pockets? You'll only find that in the school of !witchymemes@lemmy.world. Those witches are powerful beyond my ability.

    Edit after reading the second part: Rude, How dare you! I might have barely passed but I'm still a full member of the Wizard School Alumni! I take the cloak back, thank you.

  • What have you done! You just summoned the great Acos'sht'gtsk!

    Edit: and they brought portabello mozzarella sticks - all good.

  • This witch sounds powerful, I must seek her and learn from her!

  • This is hilarious. There are quite a few games with ability to alter facial expressions with good enough graphics and I suspect they'd work as well!

  • Wizard school was a scam, just become a sorcerer/ess and save your money.

  • I can't directly alter humans due to the Wizard Code of Ethics :( but I know of a warlock...

  • Done, but it can't penetrate a specific magical shield (sunscreen) and it's eco friendly so it's a bit slow. Gets faster with time though as the evil people keep doing evil things and unfortunately doesn't discriminate who it zaps :( wear your magishields (sunscreen)!

  • My staff just said P≠NP

  • Granted, the bacteria are working on it double time. But not faster than that, because the smart little shits unionized.

  • Great, you broke my staff. Happy now?!

  • Sadly I can't alter the minds of others directly :( but I'll be sure to bring cookies to the library (work) on monday to partially grant your wish!

  • But your toaster is already enchanted?! The toaster struggles with your desires, though. Are you sure you truly want a perfect toast? Or are you perhaps in the way of yourself?

  • I'm sorry today is all about bending, unbendings only on monday and tuesday between 11:11 - 13:23 :(

  • Done with a twist: I can't alter others directly due to the Wizard Code of Ethics, but I have applied a curse to make sure the wealthier you are, the less people you can trust.

    These people can never fully trust anyone. "Does she love me for me?", "is that new guy just kissing my ass or can I open up to them?" will be thoughts so frequent that it will drive them mad the older and lonelier they get.

  • Granted, but sorry about my terrible staff (hand) writing.

  • Good point. You could add something less technical, like in parenthesis: (possibly available) or something.

    Then again someone could also have trouble accessing e.g the link to lemmy.ml if their instance puts predefined instance blocks to new accounts like lemmy.zip does.

    No mention at all could also be confusing. What about a general: (access to above communities depends on your own instance. Not all of them are necessarily available to your instance) ?