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This is all part of my master plan to get people to join Lemmy once people know how spicy our memes are. 😈

"I got rid of – just one I got rid of the other night, you buy a house, they have a faucet in the house, Joe, and the faucet the water doesn’t come out. They have a restrictor. You can’t – in areas where you have so much water they don’t know what to do with it. Uh, you have a shower head the shower doesn’t uh, the shower doesn’t, you think it’s not working. It is working. The water’s dripping out and that’s no good for me. I like this hair lace and [sic] – I like that hair nice and wet. Takes you – you have to stand in the shower for 20 minutes before you get the soap out of your hair. And I put a, a thing – and it sounds funny but it’s really not. It’s horrible. And uh, when you wash your hands, you turn on the faucet, no water comes out. You’re washing whole – water barely comes out it’s ridi – this was done by crazy people. And I wor – wrote it all off and got it approved in Congress so that they can’t just change it.”

I think we have another strong contender to be the new Having Nuclear rant.

Congrats on the sex!

My friend was the same way, largely due Factorio being in 2D. He was able to get into Satisfactory due to it's 3D nature.

What a waste.

Hector and Hector

The Curse of the Egyptian gods strikes again.

It certainly seems like democracy as a political system is being replaced by authoritarianism worldwide.

I don't know if we can reverse the trend without some kind of disastrous world war that will inevitably result when world-altering decisions rest in the hands of just a few men.

I am Franz Ferdinand

Ghislaine can probably get herself out of this by swearing under oath that Trump never knew Epstein (conveniently ignore all the photos of them for the moment) in exchange for a pardon.

Private security needs to protect him all the time. The Mario Bros only need to succeed once.

Then show us the missing footage?

So what are they doing with the data? Is this all being fed into the LLM or image generating AI to create ultra realistic porn? To what end? I don't see their endgame unless it involves sexbots.

I think he might have had better success if he painted the crosswalks to the same specifications as the ones the city uses.

If it blends in with all the other crosswalks, nobody will likely notice, at least until it gets repaved and the lack of documentation would be written off as some sort of administrative error.

But it do

I would add "Illuminati" to the Yes column.

B.C. copper mines should naturally only be called Ea Nasir Copper Mines.

This meme template would have worked better if Marge's hair stuck straight up above the bed.

GIRL HE HAD F CUPS

I sleep in on the weekends because I'm not a morning person (despite forcing myself for work).

Unfortunately I'm living at the very Eastern edge of my time zone so the sun comes up at 5 AM and birds friggin' wake me up at 4:30 AM.