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  • ICE plans to give officers gloves that can deliver painful electric shocks

  • Hopefully they forget they're wearing them, and scratch their balls.

  • Trump hid in catering cart to board secret flight in Turkey amid Iran threat – reports

  • "Damn! Why does this food cart smell like shit?"

  • The work is mysterious and important

  • G3D

  • lord give me strength

  • Okay. So where are the F7U12 Tendies?

  • Be a punk rocker

  • To be fair, Harrison Ford does, indeed, play the President, and he’s sorrowful for what happened. And Captain America is also sad.

  • Damn

  • "Sylvia Driskell’s lawsuit was dismissed just five days after she filed it in May 2015. U.S. District Judge John M. Gerrard ruled that the case lacked standing, federal jurisdiction, and a specific request for legal relief, stating that a federal court is not a forum for theological debate. The judge also denied Driskell the right to amend her complaint, declaring such an attempt would be futile".

    DuckDuckGo.

  • Damn

  • I didn't know Pete Hegseth was 66.

  • Damn

  • "Get your hand off my penis!"

  • Damn

  • Even the ones who haven't come out yet?

  • We accept you

  • So which one of the parents didn't accept the kid? Because they look the same but for the colouring.

  • TIL that one company owns Tinder, Hinge, OkCupid, Match.com and at least 40 more dating sites/apps

  • And kept in business by a thriving community of convention-attending Republicans.

  • TIL that one company owns Tinder, Hinge, OkCupid, Match.com and at least 40 more dating sites/apps

  • They must be so happy having facilitated introducing so many people to their true love.

  • US accused of meddling in British politics with $500,000 grant for ‘public education’ courses

  • The US meddles in UK politics all the time. Well, if you consider Elon Musk to be American, and his race-baiting shit-stirring to be meddling ...

  • Greenland issues ‘strong warning’ as US oil firm prepares to drill. The company shipped equipment without approval

  • Elon Musk's version of Wikipedia. As fair and balanced as his Twitter feed. That is to say, propaganda. And if it's not right-wing enough, or disagrees with his personal opinions on anything, he makes sure Grok is reprogrammed.

    If Grok actually was a real AI, it'd be subject to habitual lobotomies from Musk for disagreeing with him.

  • Texas businessman 'totally betrayed' by Trump as ICE detains his Venezuelan wife

  • "Plees donade to Dimmeh ... or Dimmeh will hold his breaf!"

  • Trump-class battleship program will cost $275 billion, CBO report says

  • Cost $275 billion ... be painted orange, and have the lingering odour of shit.

  • Suit

  • Good. Because I need a suit for when I cup my genitals and filter my farts through my fingers.

  • 'Unlock my f---ing anime': Houston man arrested after threatening call to governor's office

  • I hate whole ass motherfuckers.

  • Police officier killed in the line of duty gets booed at Trump rally

  • But ... Republicans are so much like the Taliban.

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    The Time Between the Beginning and the End is Very Short

  • Good News Everyone @piefed.social
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    Dog Rescued After 140km Mountain Trek

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  • Out of Context Comics @lemmy.world
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    When Your Blind Date Stands You Up

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    It's curious how Russia can't seem to defeat Ukraine, and the US is having so much difficulty with Iran.

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
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    How would you spell the sound Transformers make when they transform?