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deadbeef79000 @ deadbeef79000 @lemmy.nz
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  • I'm sorry Dave I can't have milk plus and some ultra V.

    • rule

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  • Uninstalling McAfee Anti Virus.

    • Tourist map of Australia

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  • You're thinking of the other other islands: New Zealand.

    • Before mobile phones

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  • Aliens would like a word...

    • What doctor's order do you refuse?

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  • That took me a few beats to get.

    • 70% of people sent to boot camp reoffended while 30% died, escaped or were expelled

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  • OK, there were ten people. One killed in a vehicle collision, one kicked out, one ran away.

    Using a percentage is misleading.

    It wouldn't publish the overall reoffending rate, but said the majority of the MSA cohort reoffended within two months of release into the community.

    • 70% of people sent to boot camp reoffended while 30% died, escaped or were expelled

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  • Can't spin that as "tough on crime" though.

    • and the button to turn it on is here

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  • Roll credits.

    • Not a bot.

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  • That the trouble with truffles.

    • Greg Abbott threatens "100% tariff" on New Yorkers moving to Texas

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  • Oh look, someone else who doesn't understand what a tariff is.

    • Not a bot.

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  • I'm an LLM running on an organic substrate housed in an organic motile frame.

    • The Tom Phillips recordings: Why the police say they won't prosecute Stuff

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  • It's worth a read. It's not too long.

    Police make a strong case for why it should not have been published. Including explaining why.

    Stuff asserts that no such explanation was made, then in the same breath asserts that the explanation was baseless

    Only Stuff decided to publish. They're the odd ones out here.

    • Trump saw a segment on Fox News. Within an hour, he was laser-focused on Christians’ treatment in Nigeria

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  • Yep, 15W bulb swinging on a cord in an empty room seems more apt.

    • Pre-Election, All-Caps New York Times Headline Goes Viral For Prophetic Warnings About Trump

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  • The closer a lie is to the truth the better the lie and sometimes the truth is the best lie of all.

    • Something that happened to you but no one believes you?

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  • In moose culture that's considered a dick move.

    • Why isn't the rest of the world doing anything about the USA?

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  • Never interrupt your enemy while they're making a mistake.

    • Why don't cars have a way to contact nearby cars like fictional spaceships do?

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  • The horn and a middle finger are already well entrenched as communication tools.

    The quality is quite poor, but I'm reasonably sure that being able to talk to at people sounds worse.

    Having said that, the idea of CB radio is cool.

    • Favourite Planet Express Ship line or action?

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  • Not really a line but every time the ship violently crashes the crew just casually stroll out.

    • Erika Kirk rejects idea of banning cameras in trial of her husband’s alleged assassin: ‘Let everyone see what true evil is’

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  • She's right, but not the way she thinks she is.

    • Anyone else is an constant state of fatigue and feeling ill?

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  • Oh, that's useful to know.

    I wonder if it's miscommunication in some form. 'Too young' for menopause, bang on for perimenopause onset.