ASeriesOfPoorChoices @ ASeriesOfPoorChoices @lemmy.world

When faced with a series of unfortunate events, I make a series of poor cho

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absolutely yes.

Mornings are for dealing with stuff that happened over night, or sending off things that need to go out first thing, etc.

why the fuck would I care about that? it's food. it made me feel sated and happy.

also: seasoned with vegan tears.

no-one has.

...what other kind is there?

...do you actually think there were actual dragons? I'm saving that comment too, btw. Also gold. 👍

keep wiping until you draw a white ace.

yeah, it will end up being like a F150 Lightning or a Hummer. HUGE amounts of battery packs and super inefficient - but still totally feasible. Just expensive.

Don't count on regen braking to help you, because the distance you need to brake in (eg. coming to a red light) doesn't change, but thr distance it takes to brake increases, so you'll end up relying on your real brakes a lot more. If you had unlimited distance to stop in, then you'd be right.

In any case, it's still a fantastic idea, especially as batteries keep getting denser and cheaper.

thirsts in Shaxs & T'ana *

given that some bible scholars believe there are dragons in the bible (https://bibleproject.com/guides/dragons-in-the-bible/ ) there is nothing specifically insane about this post at all.

Outside of "Christianity is insane", but that's hardly the point of this community. Or is Flying Squid going to start posting every nutter thing from the Bible here now?

no.

semi-regularly in summer. It's fairly refreshing.

I briefly added fruit, ala 1950s, but I prefer without. Occasionally with wHipped cream, but that takes effort since I don't like the garbage that the spray cans create. (whipped cream, sugar and an electric mixer).

1 box makes ~750ml / "one fifth", which is enough for 3 snacks, imo.

The issue is the amount of sugar in them (and the whipped cream). Using sugar-free versions is good.

Using a whipped cream maker, with NO2 canisters for some calorie-free sweetness, is nice.

"I use Linux as my operating system," I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. "Actually", he says with a grin, "Linux is just the kernel. You use GNU+Linux!' I don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "I use Alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU Coreutils, or any other GNU code. It's Linux, but it's not GNU+Linux." The smile quickly drops from the man's face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth and drops to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!" Coolly, I reply "If windows were compiled with GCC, would that make it GNU?" I interrupt his response with "-and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even if you were correct, you won't be for long." With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. He lies on the floor, cold and limp. I've womansplained him to death. Here is a quick text about GNU/Linux:

"I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!"

Understood? No? Here then:

"I installed Linux and the feeling of freedom and privacy hit me so hard that I immediately began committing crimes, knowing that the FBI could never track me. Piracy, sexual assault, trademark infringement, petty larceny, tax fraud, you name it. I also own several fully automatic firearms even though I live in the state of California, but it doesn't matter. Ever since I removed Windows 10 from my computer and replaced it with Arch Linux, and began using a PinePhone as my daily driver phone, police can't even stop me in traffic. Windows may have a lot of video games, but the benefits of Linux should not be understated."

that's the wrong kind of Weird Al :(

I prefer Frank's 2000" TV.

I did! and it was delicious, because I covered the flesh with butter from its mother!

they're fully onboard... because they're dumb as shit.

they're not literally mindless, but they're as close as they can practically get to it while still being sheep for orange fuckers.

I like the cut of your jib, sailor!

and what, only 600,000 allowed into heaven?

please don't slutshame.

...or wormshame.

Okay cool, I'm specifically going to have lamb for lunch right now, because not only is it meat, but it's baby meat.

This is what vegans winning looks like.