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Don’t forget that the parasite outbreak in Mexico was caused by Trump’s administration cutting funding for a program that prevented the parasite from crossing the Panama Canal.

Now trump is black bagging US citizens in broad daylight, and Musk is an immigrant who fully admitted that he originally entered the country illegally. The danger must have creeped its way through his ketamine addled brain.

Just because you’re too stupid to understand how something works doesn’t mean it didn’t happen.

Doubt you know how a car engine works either, yet there are a whole lot of cars out there.

The president has immunity, no one else does.

If trump says “kill that guy” he can’t get in trouble, whoever pulls the trigger is in an entirely different situation.

Well great, cause I suddenly can’t remember ever firing my gun, must have just lost some ammo while walking around.

Hey, it’s me, Mr Antifa.

I’m quacking in my boots.

Most of the country lives paycheck to paycheck, these people might just be pragmatic. There’s no guarantee the government will resume in the next few days, and even if they do, these people are now out over a weeks pay, that can really put the pressure on some people.

That’s Leviticus.

Leviticus is Old Testament. If you actually read the Bible and follow its teachings, a Christian is not supposed to be following the Old Testament. That’s why it’s the “old” testament and now there’s a New Testament that is supposed to be followed instead of “Old Testament 2: zombie boogaloo”. The Old Testament is there for context. The whole idea of the New Testament is god came down to look upon his world as one of his creations, went “this shit’s kinda fucked” and started handing out new rules to make the place a little less fucked. It’s a real shame that most Christians haven’t read the Bible and depend on old guys in strange buildings to tell them what a book says, world would probably be a lot cooler if these people could be bothered to fucking read.

“Love one another” is not a complicated line full of subtext and what-ifs. You don’t need an old dude at the front of a crowd to tell you what it means, unfortunately there’s very few actually good Christians out there so now we’re here.

Anywhere, here’s a few great lines to throw at shitty people who use the Bible as cover for being bastards:

1 Timothy 2:12

I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet.

This one was particularly good at convincing my Bible thumping aunt to leave me alone when I told her I was bisexual and an athiest. She started lecturing Bible verses at me and I hit her with Ye Olde “Shut up bitch”

Mathew 6:1-34

_Beware of practicing your righteousness before other people in order to be seen by them, for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven. _

Well, he’s going full hitler, so having his very own SS seems to be the next step.

What’s he calling them? Shock Soldiers?

It got very formulaic.

Crisis happens, president makes rash decision that his advisors say is going to be a mistake, mistake happens, he fixes mistake with fatherly talk and “I’m new at this” repeat.

I mean, there’s funding, sure. But I’d put my money on a marine with nothing but flipflops and his privately owned rifle over a ICE goon any day.

Nixon purged the DOJ to cover his ass from watergate.

Trump might be preemptively purging the DOD to cover his ass for a dictatorship.

Evolution is a tricky bitch when bacteria have a new generation every 15 minutes or so

And that’s what we call Russian roulette

I don’t believe in a god or higher power, but I do believe that if there was one that was good enough to devote your life to, they’d let my pets into the afterlife.

My dog and cat have been nothing but good girls. If I die and find an afterlife and they won’t join me, I’m rioting.

How long until Russia doesn’t have nukes?

“If we don’t let you leave you might forget you were mad at us and keep giving us money”

Work in HVAC, I go home and play project zomboid. My fantasy is that everyone stops needing me and I can stay inside on a Tuesday and just read and eat sphaghetti straight out of the can.

I’ll ready my Kentucky rifle and cannon.