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TerrificTadpole @ TerrificTadpole @lemmy.world
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goblin rule

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  • I'm not even mad.

    • Emotional damage!

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  • Oldboy (2003)

    • Don’t Try This at Home [MoringMark]

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  • Me: Explaining to the the tax man I got my money from a magic island full of witches and monsters.

    Tax Man: They got oil over there?

    • Pokémon With Guns Game So Popular The Servers Can’t Handle It

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  • But it makes their friendship score go up when they win, so... they like it? Maybe?

    • So anyway, I'm radicalized, rule

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  • We're Rom

    • Pearl of Power clenched in his cheeks

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  • Good Me: Hey, if the party wants to use revivify on an NPC, that's really sweet. It shows they're emotionally invested in the game. Don't have the lich counterspell it.

    Evil Me: Yeah, have the lich use disintegrate immediately afterwards, instead. Try rezzing that, religion nerd!

    • Rule of keep calm

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  • Fine

    • Rule of keep calm

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  • No

    • What soups are cool enough to eat on a first date? What are bad dates soups?

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  • I will wonder, forever, if this is meant to be the good soup or the bad soup.

    (Don't tell me.)

    • Spinosaurule

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  • Fuck yeah, spinosaurus!

    • Budget Rule

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  • Hard to carry around, though. We should issue certificates that are equivalent to ownership of a massive obsidian orb.

    • Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

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  • We just give all the tools to solve crimes to people who have no idea how to use them, no biggie.

    • beer posting

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  • -Legolas

    • Because customers don't need to easily filter away some stuff from their searches

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  • Can you also atone for my sins while you're at it? Thanks.

    • Here's the thing…

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  • -- Crowpernicus

    • He's a moderate!

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  • The ultimate centrist, Khorne cares not from whence the blood flows.

    • Futurama - Archer

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  • I can fix him

    • Just a lil treat

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  • I also choose this man's dead dinosaur.

    • Nightmares are just your brain doing combat readiness drills

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  • Tomorrow.

    • Permanently Deleted

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  • The top tier of bard instruments, a cello