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  • "Whoa, whoa, whoa! It was a fertility. Festival! It is my job to offer prayers as the fertility rituals are being performed, and now you want to condemn me for it? When I was some distance from the entire event? Are we then to assume that every famine our village suffered before I arrived was due to you drinking in the local tavern, Ser Idiot? I can understand this is a difficult time for you, but don't let your grief blind you! I will overlook this baseless accusation this once, but only once."

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What food experiences from your country would you recommend to tourists?

  • If your only defence for a thing is "it's not technically against the fire code", then it's a fire hazard. Like, if I say "I technically didn't steal your watch", then you would say "give me back my watch".

  • "I would like to apologise for my actions during the recent spring fertility festival. While I hope we can agree that the virgins stumbling and falling into the bonfire was nobody's fault, I should have taken greater actions to save them. Indeed, it was far too soon for me to open my arms to the flames, offer their pure souls to the quint-coloured mother and beg her eternal blessing. It was an inappropriate time for funerary rites. I hope you can forgive me."

  • "Yes, I worship the majestic mother, bringer of life, she who brings all colours into the world. No, I don't feel inclined to tell you her name."

  • YES.

    All of it. In my face. I have been waiting for this for over a year. It's almost here. July.

    To anyone who doesn't know much about this, it's a girl flirting with a boy using harem tropes in one of the cutest and most real-feeling romance stories I have ever read. This is my straight-up favourite manga, and I am looking forward to the anime.

  • You keep asking this question, we keep saying no, and then you ask it again with LESS money on offer. You don't get how haggling works, and you definitely don't get how asklemmy questions work.

  • For me, it's just math. The odds of things getting better if I try may be low, but the odds if I don't are even lower. I'll take the higher odds every time.

    For you, have you considered spite? Live the best life you can to prove wrong everyone who tried to stop you, and do as much good in the world as you can so those trying to do evil have to try just that little bit harder. It only takes one good hit to ruin a superior opponent's perfect game, and you can only get that hit if you keep playing.

  • I was afraid of that, but given some of your previous posts, I'm not all that surprised.

    Since both those sites are just descriptions of things that exist, it sounds like you want an echo chamber where you don't need to acknowledge that certain things exist. I think it's better to try and figure out why you're so offended by reality.

  • Are you the head of a major international corporation? If not, there's nothing meaningful you can do.

  • Jokes @lemmy.world

    "Freeze! You're under arrest for stealing the Wikipedia database!"

  • I think they're under the unfortunate delusion they're being funny.

  • Is there an issue with these sites I'm not aware of?

  • "He's at the Hilton!" "Well then, let's go there!" "I dunno, it doesn't sound great. This guy only ranked it 2 stars, and apparently it really hates cops."

  • If you kill a PC with a recreation of the Boromir death scene, you might be able to hit all three at once!

  • And we played the first thing that came to our heads
    Just so happened to be
    The best song in the world
    It was the best song in the world

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  • They were being kind and assuming there was a miscommunication.

  • I wasn't a good DM either. But then I learned. I threw encounters at the players I thought might be fun, and I missed the mark almost every single time. But my players had fun, so I don't see the problem in getting those encounters wrong. And every failure taught me so much more than every success.

    If you fail, but you keep it fun and learn for the future, what have you lost? Only your pride.

  • But some monsters are strong against certain builds and weak against others. Some monsters are stronger in certain environment and entirely nullified by others. Some monsters are stronger given certain allies and weaker when alone.

    If you could devise a system to assign monster complexity based on every scenario you can imagine that monster being part of, then either that's an astonishingly small number of scenarios or an absurdly complex calculation to force on anyone.

  • I think it's mostly cowardice, personally. People don't want to risk putting their own choices into a game based entirely on choices, just in case they aren't as good. It's better to use someone else's decisions than risk your own pride.

    Then you have ignorance. A lot of people don't know how to fill the gaps, and WotC has never bothered teaching them how. Any rules they did get are rules of thumb and aren't something to use without thought (like CR), so people complain for reason 1 again.

  • "You will reunite with a friend"
    "The bad times will be over quickly"
    "A sudden windfall will come your way"

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  • That's bollocks. Whoever claimed that people used to draw dicks to ward off evil was talking out of their ass to make a dick pic seem classier. They were just embarrassed that their submission in an archeological journal was so similar to what they carved into their desk in school, and I'm damn certain the school desk isn't protected from evil either.

  • Jokes @lemmy.world

    Three men die at the same time, and all arrive at the pearly gates together

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    A young couple dies while travelling to the altar

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    A man buys a pair of smart shoes

    Anime @ani.social

    Giji Harem Teaser PV

    Jokes @lemmy.world

    Joe and Frank are called in to identify the body of Jim

    Jokes @lemmy.world

    A man enters a shop he had never seen before...

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    An Englishman walks through the Scottish highlands...

    Jokes @lemmy.world

    A man celebrates his 50th birthday by getting botox

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    I don't know what my favourite thing about Switzerland is...

    The Legend of Zelda @lemmy.world

    Legend of Zelda Live Action Movie Under Development

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    A stupid man goes up to a logician and says "what the hell is this logic thing?"

    Jokes @lemmy.world

    A new commander is given charge of an army base

    RPGMemes @ttrpg.network

    When you forget what your character can do, so you check your character sheet

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    A philosophical horse walks into a bar

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    My friend said I'm obsessed with mystery stories

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    I asked my german friend if he knew the square root of 81

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    A farmer adds a new hen to his chicken farm

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    Helium walks into a bar