I'll join the right handed person keeping the phone in my left pocket, in fact I left hand my phone, though if I need to it's easier to use my right hand when I need it, current phones are just not well designed for one-handed use.
I have started feeling a bit empathetic with age towards these people, even if this was probably a troll but to the people who don't know how tech works it might as well be magic. Ignorance is bliss can also be applied here I guess.
I'm not a developer of any ends, but I would love to join you lot in getting drunk, I have some experience with computers and understand very basic terms, so there won't be any issues here
Wasn't main street named after someone with the surname main?