Mindfury [he/him] @ Mindfury @hexbear.net

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aight i'm going to bed

'Linus Litigation Tips' might be the wittiest thing i've ever come up with

#Worldle #574 3/6 (100%)

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hell yeah fresh thread

i am definitely in my zone when imperial stout season comes around

anyway, i should probably go to bed if i want to work tomorrow, but this Radio Soulwax mix goes so hard: https://vimeo.com/26149014

bin

linus litigation tips

lets get that bread

listening to radio soulwax mixes

i should not be getting this hype before bed

song reference https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFP8i9gsmj0

here lies truth where i stand
here lies truth where i stand
HERE LIES TRUTH WHERE I STAND
HERE LIES TRUTH WHERE I STAND

IT'S ENTER SHIKARI TIME BAYBAY

Kraftwerk are coming to Australia to play at Meredith this year and I'm so fuckin excited

You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true.
See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down.

See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice.
But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice.

See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.

gyat damn what a sweetie

what flavour?

drinking my second imperial stout tonight

oh yeah, i'm drunk and ready to shitpost

yooo the melbourne comm finally synced for me

pro tip: keep your back and core strong and stretched. don't get sciatica

I'm kinda less sad this week, but it's a work in progress

good ebening

ok i pull up

yeah, usually Warzone clips

some memer will have the "William Knifeman!" and subsequent scream in clips of throwing knife kills