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JWBananas
JWBananas @ JWBananas @startrek.website
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What time is it?

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  • Tool time!

    • Every freaking time. Shaxs in shambles.

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    • Because You have a choice in personal lubricants

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  • Yes

    • Is this right? Not a Star Trek fan.

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  • If Q were non-linear, then the Big Bang would not make such a great hiding spot from the other Q. He can travel through time, but he is not omnipotent, omniscient, or omnipresent. He stands no chance against non-linear beings. The Prophets could stop the Q from ever existing in the first place.

    • Is this right? Not a Star Trek fan.

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  • Infinity stones have no power at the TVA.

    • I never forget a face

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  • Anger is a secondary emotion.

    • ok, i give up. cmon, ur mom is going to be back soon.

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    • iPadd

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  • Never forget Voyager, where Torres could invent a brand new method of transporter lock and implement it on-the-fly all through a console on the bridge, but even the bio-neural gel packs weren't smart enough to get a power requisition down to the bottom decks without someone putting it into a padd and physically walking it down there.

    • ok, i give up. cmon, ur mom is going to be back soon.

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    • Henry Kissinger, America’s Most Notorious War Criminal, Dies At 100

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  • At least Bob Barker had the decency to get as close to 100 as possible without going over.

    • ethinically ambigaus

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  • I asked DALLE-2 for a "wide shot of a delivery driver in a Louisiana bayou with bagged food" and it gave me this:

    That's certainly a fascinating way to interpret "bagged food."

    • Seamount twice the size of world's tallest building discovered 'hidden under the waves'

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  • "You asked about the temperature–"

    "I did not!"

    • Possible headcanon reason why consoles always explode on the bridge

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  • Clearly if the architects had seen any sci-fi ever they would have come up with the idea to shunt that excess energy into ad-hoc shields for poor Ensign Redshirt.

    Okay, I didn't expect all of the examples to be from Stargate. But they certainly like that trope.

    • That time Kirk ate a Romulan Edible and told the Guardian of Forever to send him back to the 1968 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

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  • Enjoy the lurking!

    • Protection

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  • Macho Man Miles knocked up Keiko with their second child after one single attempt.

    • He's more of a pottery expert. But even he can see this.

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  • To get to the other side?

    • A brutal game

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  • Rick. MF. Berman.

    • Time Travel

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  • The Science Vulcan Directorate has determined that time travel is not fair

    • Listening to your uncle at Turkey Day dinner explain his new crazy conspiracy theory that he found on some random website:

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  • I was today years old when I finally realized that the fate of Boimler's transporter clone was directly related to that particular conspiracy.

    • They're always looking for a way to fuck up your day.

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  • And he has zero sense of humor.

    It took me over a decade to realize he was referring to the movie version of the character.