DrDystopia @ DrDystopia @lemy.lol

Doc D's prescription: Two memes, one shitpost and don't call me in the morn

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...NOT!

I promise you, as someone overcome with sadness from watching the so-far unsolvable problems of mankind that will lead to the end of the world as we know it - Living a life where one believe simulated intelligence could solve anything at all is a dream. Ignorance is bliss.

It’s just big tech selling convenience for the trillionth time

No, once more they're selling the impression of convenience. I.e. having the entire backend exposed to hackers because it was so convenient to vibe-code access control is not a real convenience.

They are NOT doing out of good will

Only idiots argue for such an intention.

they’re doing it to sell your data, to train their ai on it

No, they're doing it to harvest our data. This allows them to use machine learning on the datasets but more traditionally, build profiles on their users. Access to the profiles is what they're selling, not direct access to log data.

and do other nefarious stuff with everything you have

Then they need to step up their game as I'm self-hosting everything on a home-server. But I know what you mean. They want to do downright evil stuff with everything they can get their dirty, sticky paws on.

Was about to post the music video then this showed up.

Well, I ain't wasting that link!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF8paxAqIRE

This is such a great pop song.

Ah, to live a life where ones problems can be solved by an LLM. It sounds so... simple and pleasant. 🫀

True, but that's only two of exactly two hundred recognized problems in our time. That's why I left that last percentage open.

99% of what sucks now won't bother you later in life.

If babies were so innocent, what about reincarnation? Check mate, Czech mates.

The biggest problem for most folks is money, using machine learning to pick apart problems and then LLM's to express them before seeking and paying for legal advice could be a game changer.

Lawyers would make money on proof reading cases and most likely just represent the case as is.

At least it's a lab.

He looked at me with a smile and called me a nerd…

That's the pot calling the pot "pot".

hoe server lab

I'm intrigued, do tell more.

That's rather smart, an actually good and analytical task for an AI. Pair it with OCR and just scroll through the entire thing while the program does it's thing.

Do a small intro "questionaire" when installing to set preferences "I accept this, I don't accept that" and maybe even just end up with a thumbs up or down rating.

I'm not an apple stealer, you can trust me with your apples. You will certainly not regret leaving all your apples with me while you're out doing errands, eating insects or sucking on some over-ripe fruit.

I usually laucry or craugh at how simulated artificial intelligence is forced into everything.

I would assume it's only readable in one of them insultingly small text windows where you can only read about 7-8 lines at the time. And just to top it off, the users shall not be able to copy-paste the text into notepad for readability.

Mmm, that's the good stuff.

Modern rodenticides—often anticoagulants—cause internal bleeding.

Yeah, I can go on without watching those videos. Just like owls probably can do without lethal internal bleeding.

That's a big meal for a small creature!

From what I gather, yes. But will you be allowed to install F-Droid? No.

I haven't seen them. You say they're good, but how can I trust you? I've been lied to on the internet before.

That's so damn nice.

It sucks our precious bodily fluids right out of us and some insane trillionaire club drink our tears while they laugh at us all.

Sweet babybackrib, let the aliens come and abduct me. I'll happily live in a space zoo instead of this place.