I'm booooored of the defederation stuff. Can't we have struggle session about owning pets? I mean even the language of it, "owning", is problematic. It's haram to have a pet dog too!

Do you reckon the Taliban recognizes the irony that they probably wouldn't exist without the US backing the Mujahideen?

No, I dun ate it.

Also made my own Big Mac sauce with vegan mayo and it's

TVP burger is good. I wish every new recipe didn't have some ingredient I've never heard of but it turned out good!

Purple glitter with like a silver flame licking up from underneath would look pretty sick too.

Normalize 👏 coloring 👏 your 👏 balls.
I want multicolored balls. Plaid balls. Those frilly flower and droplet designs like on paper towels. On your balls. I'm painting a houndstooth pattern on mine right now. Balls. Paint em.

Meh, this is Let's Go Brandon all over. Just say it if you're gonna say it!

I have an addon that makes them into regular videos.

Bunnies and guns are cool but I've always found that series to be casually racist. There was an animated short where they were just shooting copy pasted camels in turbins.

If only Master Yoda had been there to help.

"No, you can't federate Hexbear!"
Haha, rainbow go brrrrrrrrrr.

We can all make the joke "oh, if I were to rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together" but the fella that invented Qwerty really went and did it.

Of course I got the butt plugs.

Me justifying spending money on CSGO knives

I don't want tiddies tho

Is bugs vegan?

Scrolling past dick enlargement oils and creams on AliExpress and thinking "Why is this even allowed? Who is even falling for this? This is just sad that people are wasting their money on something they shouldn't be that worried about." Then opening ten more tabs, deep into a Google search on how to make my penis smaller.

Warmest year on record so far.