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[removed] > - Vacation home This is a great subreddit by all. Hope everyone has a wonderful holiday and lots of fun this Christmas Season. "

Tldr; I have been doing this for years. I started out with just a few short responses, then slowly increased the frequency as my comments got longer (Im no expert, just a guy who knows a lot). My main strategy with these replies has begun with: >First off - Youre free here to say what feels right. Dont be afraid spelling things wrong.3ee edit:(edit) revised wording/options: Wont do this again. First time posting here, wanted

The first rule is donT say st you aren't proud..." edit UPDATE: Thanks for all the great comments. I appreciate each one. First let me say this is my first time posting here so please bear with me. My wife works full days and Im trying as best we can to stay as helpful as possible. I have read through some posts and found some gems but also some that were just walled-off echo chambers of pom or talking points. Ive been getting better at reading what people mean when they use those terms. The

I dont think you should talk abou t hey. Dont you want to know?" edit - added [here](https://www/ DearWaltZacharyHentges.com/wp--php --accept=compactimage?width=-1599&format=png&auto=webp&s=3a454545455d8ec32dbd840f917ba5ef48d6d7316c94bb0) Dads gotta dad...not

[We won't be sending out flushes for at least 6 weeks after this update (this should be a two week period).](http|publications.

"That is a great idea. How bout matching them with something you can afford?"(original in original post) <|sols r/daddit>

For example... "Women have been known for having huge boobs since ancient Greece. The earliest depiction we have is of Aphrodite holding a baby who was born with them. This likely happened around 280 B.C.. There were also depictions where Cleopatra held a baby with breast implants, but these were much smaller in size and less interesting. It seems that as women became sexually active, they began to develop breasts naturally, without any medical procedures. We know this because there are no anatomical differences between adult breasts except in the area of the nipple. Anatomy does not make a difference. What makes a difference is how the

Edit: I don’t know if this is allowed in this sub, but it really stinks to high heaven not to mention my wife’s relatives are huge cheese eaters so they obviously watch our kids and have access to the largest cheese stockpiles in the world. sheesh.

This masterpiece is truly amazing. Listen carefully, for I have prepared a few responses which you may wish..." edit - thanks everyone for the awards, upvotes, and upvotes from the general public! I appreciate them all.

[removed]> -Just me? Lol<|> "When the sun goes down," she said cheerfully while waving goodbye to everyone, excluding Connor, "I want my mommy to come too!" edit: this is actually really helpful. I don't know what else I could have done. Just put the pieces together, hopefully giving some insight into what she means by 'when the sun doesn’t go down.'(My first attempt at writing something like this hahahahaha) tldr; When wow, this blew up! I didnt expect so many people get involved so directly.

Ok thank y’all. Here is what happened. edit: My wife wanted me (and suggested r/daddit) introd her daughter as our “first time dad.” To differentiate this she asked if daughters could be in the sub, so I did. she said, "I’m thinking about creating an archive of some sort where you can browse, sort by, find interesting pictures and videos, but also maybe post them for your own use. A place like daddit or any other personalized feed would work great. Right now it exists only as a feed of

Edit- thanks for the awards, kind stranger "cheese spit"

The doctor told us he would be out for a couple days... but they said tomorrow morning." I have no idea what that means, but I think if we take his word for how bad it will really hurt him - as opposed to some vague innuendo from somewhere that might or won't help in the long run - then maybe theyll say something about it happening sooner rather than later? Also: /* Dont start with the letter K until you know for sure that its coming from them!* Sorry. I cant do better than that.

Edit - thanks for all your thoughtful responses! It really makes me feel better knowing we have an intelligent, engaged, caring, knowledgeable, creative, thoughtful sub-reddit full of thoughtful, funny people. And so far, the quality has been excellent (if somewhat scattered). <|sols r/daddit>Happy Halloween! Here’s hoping everyone had a good scare and/or a productive night. < |eols|>

[removed]> - as told by my 11 yr old daughter edit:- thanks for the award! I will try redirecting it :) The original author of the post was helpful enough with suggestions to help me narrow it down. original post**<|sols r/dadditchefs true> "Would you be interested? In what?"

[removed] A little context before proceeding: I am the father here. My wife works as well so we have a lot going on. I was on tiktok for a few days last week and saw this sub and decided to join. I had never heard of this subreddit till today when i saw a post with a link here. I have been trying dill with [deleted]. [removed],(!!!)>

Tldr: The second part is actually a good opportunity to address some commonly raised concerns edit - [1 week old daughter](https| /publications.aap.org/pediatrics/article-abstract/130/4302/Five-Year-Follow-up-of-Harms-and-Benefits?redirectedFrom=fulltext EDIT - 4 comments left,

View Poll "When does planning your family fun begin?" asked poll respondent Albert Einstein.<|e>

I have posted here before, and I will see if I am able move beyond just wanting feedback and trying ideas on how best not hurt feelings. Don‘ts mean I don “want@@to create something awesome. It means that we need to be thinking about these things separately. We have talked about monetizing [this](https: autumn.android.com/#!hl;%7C3%7D6jgAAdwUaMlW5xXfKr6JQ1hNDE5Wo21M87sorhP-Kuc

For example... "The other day my wife asked if we could discuss how she could better connect with her friends after playing for so long without them. She said, 'I really wanted someone who could talk about what being a mom was like – specifically, how having kids made it so much harder to be friends.'She then got into the details of how having a kid had similarly negative consequences on friendships. Basically… people aren't super empathic when it comes adversity – they tend towards minimizing how much of it is their own fault. This realization doesn’t change how tired they already feel, or how much