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That the useless programming language is literally called "cursed" is oddly fitting, because the continued existence of LLMs is a curse upon all of humanity

New Loser Lanyard (ironically called the Friend) just dropped, a "chatbot-enabled" necklace which invades everyone's privacy and provides Internet reply "commentary" in response. As if to underline its sheer shittiness, WIRED has reported that even other promptfondlers are repulsed by it, in a scathing review that accidentally sneers its techbro shithead inventor:

If you're looking for some quick schadenfreude, here's the quotes on Bluesky.

"Pentafecta" works well as a name, I feel - rolls of the tongue real easily.

‘islamisation’, immodesty, being insulting to Muslims, and feeding genAI crap to kids while you are one of the biggest acts around (and can certainly afford professional artists)

Considering those AI-generated images are hitting a pentafecta(?) of ragebait, I'd be shocked if this didn't ignite backlash.

If you like music enough to have any idea what song is playing? You’re probably too fancy for Suno just yet. Go to Bandcamp. Buy a record. Go out and see a band.

Newgrounds' Audio Portal is also pretty solid for finding new and excellent music - AI slop is completely banned under site guidelines, there's active (human) moderators and a dedicated cleanup thread to keep it out, and the scouting system (plus some human curation) provides some quality control, letting good work more easily rise to the top.

An impressive demo’s one thing. But when the slop machine is sold as a product, there are no unfair prompts. There is no holding it wrong.

That's a nod to Steve Jobs' response to the iPhone 4's antenna problems, isn't it?

GoToSocial recently put up a code of conduct that openly barred AI-"assisted" changes and fascist/capitalist involvement, prompting some concern trolling on the red site.

Got a promptfondler trying to paint basic human decency as ridiculous, and a Concerned Individual^tm who's pissed at GoToSocial refusing to become a Nazi bar.

I genuinely thought therapists were gonna avoid the psychosis-inducing suicide machine after seeing it cause psychosis and suicide. Clearly, I was being too optimistic.

EDIT: The post's been deleted, and the Substack's been seemingly abandoned.

Starting this Stubsack off, I found a Substack post titled "Generative AI could have had a place in the arts", which attempts to play devil's advocate for the plagiarism-fueled slop machines.

Pointing to one particular lowlight, the author attempts to conflate AI with actually useful tech to try and make an argument:

While the idea of generative AI “democratizing” art is more or less a meme these days, there are in fact AI tools that do make certain artforms more accessible to low-budget productions. The first thing to come to mind is how computer vision-based motion capture give 3D animators access to clearer motion capture data from a live-action actor using as little as a smartphone camera and without requiring expensive mo-cap suits.

Nice and lengthy sneer against AI in academia came out a couple days ago - highly recommend reading.

CNBC Squawkbox must have had space to fill, so they invited Ed on. What’s the Saatchi vision of the future of AI in cinema? [YouTube, 3:50 on]

It’s, you know, potentially the end of human creativity.

If a villain in some children's cartoon boasted about trying to destroy human creativity, I'd have thought they were over-the-top and unrealistic. We truly do live in the stupidest timeline

I was writing this whilst seriously mad about AI's continued harms, so I do not blame you for finding this overdramatic. This bubble is testing my patience.

Adding mountains of insult to injury, the AI bubble has managed to threaten humanity in practically every way possible other than the sci-fi killbots Yud and co. doomsayed about.

Accelerating the climate crisis, threatening livelihoods, destroying drinkable water supplies, driving people to suicide/psychosis, empowering fascism and bigotry, destroying hard-earned skills, flooding the world with lies and falsehood, impending economic disaster, all of it has done horrendous damage to civilization as we know it, in ways that we may never recover from.

If AI does end up killing all of humanity, it will be by being the exact opposite of the superintelligent robo-Satan that Yudkowsky ranted and raved about, by being a carbon-belching water-guzzling almighty idiot built through razing the commons to dust, looting the economies of the world and stealing everything there was, everything there is, and everything there ever will be.

To huff a hefty degree of copium, the mistake of creating AI is a mistake humanity isn't gonna repeat - if humanity manages to survive through this, its all-but certain artificial intelligence will die from the incoming AI winter, consigned to the dustbin of history as something which cannot be created, and which should not be created.

And if you want to avoid that, you have to use a coin with some form of automatic money laundering built in (e.g. Monero), which brings its own legal problems for you and everyone working with you.

New premium column from Ed Zitron: Why Everybody Is Losing Money On AI

Yet another lawsuit has hit Midjourney, this time coming from Warner Bros Discovery.

Same here. The world's been forced to deal with these promptfucks ruining everything they touch for literal years at this point, some degree of schadenfreude at their expense was sorely fucking needed.

I know Elgato do a collapsible greenscreen, but that's the only one coming to mind.

Heartwarming: There Actually Is Justice In This World

Pure, unfiltered schadenfreude for today - this was a very fun read.

"For those in writing related jobs, they may find lucrative work cleaning up attempts to sidestep them with AI slop, squeezing hefty premiums from desperate clients who find themselves lacking leverage over them.

Me, 17 days ago

Well, seems I was pretty close - NBC news recently reported humans are being hired to clean up AI slop. My prediction it would be lucrative was off the mark, though - artists called in for de-slopping work are getting paid less than if they were simply hired to create the work themselves. Clearly, I was being overly optimistic.

You want my take, anyone who gets hired for slop cleanup should try to squeeze as much cash out their clients as much as possible - they showed open contempt for humanity by choosing a clanker, they need to be shown the consequences.

I still remember the outcry when Harambe was shot. Shit truly does feel like the point where everything began turning to shit.

Someone I know argued that Harambe's death led to Trump's election, and its been burned into my mind ever since: