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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor

@ AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor @piefed.social

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I'm a lot of things, but not a Velociraptor

  • This about sums up the modern Christian Nationalist political platform

  • Wait... so now I don't have a soul? I mean, I'm kinda fine with that since I can't logically accept the existence of a sky guy and its idea of "soul", but I'd love to hear the reasoning behind it.

  • RFK Jr’s team quietly updates CDC website to say science doesn’t know if vaccines cause autism

  • I mean, it's kinda true-ish? What if someone develops a vaccine in 200 years that actually causes autism because the world has realized that autism is a desirable trait because makes people better at what is needed in the future? We can't know if that vaccine will cause autism so we can't know if "vaccines" as EVERY VACCINE EVER CREATED will cause autism.

    Checkmate, jabbed people and science "believers"!!

    /s

  • How do you find mandatory socialising?

  • Lol, lmao even. Unless I'm gettingt paid overtime, I'm not doing to any "team happy hour" or other kind of forced work socialization. No company is going to decide how I spend my free time. Thank fuck I live in a country with decent enforceable work laws that protect us.

  • Jail life not very alpha...

  • Not to be a vindictive bitch that says he deserves this but... why should we believe him about this when it's known he's a lying piece of shit?

    Not that I care about him in particular tho, however, seems kinda ironic that he escaped Europe to avoid being prosecuted and ended in a prison that has worse conditions than any prison he would have faced in Europe.

  • GrapheneOS duress PIN could land a man in prison

  • The headline is wrong.

    Fascist regime fucks over people's constitutional rights and could send a man to prison for protecting his own privacy.

    There, fixed.

  • "No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice"

  • Wait, so now we're following the constitution?

  • Introductions

  • So... like autistics do (and wish others did)?

  • A customer decided to play bob ross with a tampon

  • "I, a man, publicly say here that I am one most dirty and unmannered being who will use public restrooms and leave them in such an awful state that I'll never make my daughter use them."

    This man.

  • I finally made it rule!!!

  • I genuinely wonder how the hell are you not on the list. You are basically everything this guy seems to hate in one single person. How did they miss you up?!

  • Teserract may be opensource, but adding myself would feel disingenuous

  • I got regex-ed. The idiot is making sure I am not seen on their shitty app even if I jump instance, I guess I have pissed them enough. Checking the list of banned words I probably called the orange turd a bunch of them and said the rest frequently.

  • I finally made it rule!!!

  • Congrats!

    I got regex-ed so I'm guaranteed to be in the list forever. I'll try my best to stay there and to be added again if for any reason I become a velociraptor. We need to open a community of cool people who are on the list just to piss the snowflakes.

  • YSK the Tesseract dev made a blacklist of Lemmy users that get filtered from their Frontend

  • I suppose this means the guy in question prefers velociraptors over people, otherwise I can't explain why am I on the list.

  • Man dies after being shot by Madison Police Department officer on Williamson Street

  • What a perfect use of the police tense!

  • After Killings, Homan Says There Will Be ‘More Bloodshed’ Unless Dems ‘Shut Their Mouth’ About ICE | Common Dreams

  • Until 2028? Oh sweetie, 2028 will be just another fascist year at this rate. Seeing things from the outside looks like you are already in a dictatorship but still don't realize. The results of 2026 will tell the world if there will be elections or "elections" in 2028.

  • Nintendo Responds To Tariff Refunds Lawsuit, Tells Customers They "Got What They Bargained For"

  • Nintendo is not your friend. It has no interest in passing any of its potential savings onto you, and the only reason it’s ever interested in your bank account is when it’s thinking about how much money it can get out of it.

    Some (too many) people fail to understand this extremely basic concept.

  • Don't worry guys, it's just cosmetic

  • No, no. The now now would be a barebones game with half features cut and bugs galore, a roadmap of dlc's announced (with a couple or 10 season pass programmed) that will be scrapped a month after the launch because the game is not profitable enough.

  • Modern Gaming - Deathbulge

  • Saying that 50% of the indie games are side scrollers is like saying that 50% of the AAA games are FPS... No wait, that is actually true.

  • quote unquote

  • I think the problem is that no matter how much you cherry pick with trump, you won't find one single quote that's at the very least, decent.

  • It was the style at the time

  • No worries, I guessed it was funny mistake, nothing else

  • AntiTrumpAlliance @lemmy.world
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    Trump takes back the 20% fee to cross the Hormutz strait 24 hours after announcing it

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    ‘I made them do it’ – Donald Trump takes credit for FIFA decision to overturn Folarin Balogun ban

    sports.yahoo.com /articles/made-them-donald-trump-takes-152442585.html
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    Pentagon bans press photographers over ‘unflattering’ photos of Hegseth: report

    www.independent.co.uk /news/world/americas/us-politics/pentagon-press-photographers-hegseth-photo-b2936569.html
  • World News @lemmy.world
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    Spain's government denies cooperating with US operations in Mideast, contradicting White House

    apnews.com /article/iran-trump-spain-war-sanchez-bases-26c3132777225c4e473f090b7ab07037
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    Microsoft gets tired of “Microslop,” bans the word on its Discord, then locks the server after backlash

    www.windowslatest.com /2026/03/02/microsoft-gets-tired-of-microslop-bans-the-word-on-its-discord-then-locks-the-server-after-backlash/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    House Republicans call to investigate Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime show over 'widespread twerking, grinding, pelvic thrusts'

    ew.com /house-republicans-call-for-investigation-of-bad-bunny-super-bowl-halftime-show-11904174
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    Trump receives trophy as he’s named ‘Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal’

    www.independent.co.uk /news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-clean-coal-white-house-meeting-b2918708.html