Florida lawmakers pass ban on social media for kids under 16 despite constitutional concerns

You could do all kinds of Mad Libs with what Florida (and cons in general) get up to: "Florida lawmakers _________ ... despite constitutional concerns."

But hey, how about guns for toddlers?

Sure, because Nothin’ Matters and What If It Did?™

So they're...

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banning books, making school a living hell, and feebly attempting to cut them off from their last glimpse at what a normal outside world looks like?

neat.

eta: obligatory /s

pass all you want I doubt it is really enforcable