The thing about billionaires

Of course, how this would actually work:

Workers: "What do we get?"

AR: "Well, half of you are fired, the other half keep working just as hard."

<later>

AR: "What's with the guillotine?"

Workers: "We're acting in our rational self-interest."

AR: "I see."

AR:

"They're the reason you can't get a job. If they didn't form a UNION to keep you OUT, you'd be doing just fine! And I can't fire THEM, thanks to the UNION."

AR:

"Well, I'd love to give you more time off, but I can't, because those MOOCHERS over there are freeloading on the system, and I gotta pay outrageous taxes for their welfare because THEY DON'T WORK."

Media: "Let's talk to two experts in the labor field."

Expert 1: "Oh, the problem is definitely abusive, bloated unions and exclusive contracts."

Expert 2: "Oh, the problem is definitely freeloading welfare queens."

Workers:

AR: Flies away in her golden private jet, "MUHAHAHAHAHA!"

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- Best part about Rand is how she died on welfare.
  
  it really is the best end to her awful story
- I can only hear this in Professor Farnsworth's voice.
- We should kill people that invest in new machines? I dont get it.
  
  There are 6 other panels in that comic that provide context
Of course, how this would actually work:
Workers: "What do we get?"
AR: "Well, half of you are fired, the other half keep working just as hard."
<later>
AR: "What's with the guillotine?"
Workers: "We're acting in our rational self-interest."
AR: "I see."
AR:
<to the fired workers>
"They're the reason you can't get a job. If they didn't form a UNION to keep you OUT, you'd be doing just fine! And I can't fire THEM, thanks to the UNION."
AR:
<to the employed workers>
"Well, I'd love to give you more time off, but I can't, because those MOOCHERS over there are freeloading on the system, and I gotta pay outrageous taxes for their welfare because THEY DON'T WORK."
Media: "Let's talk to two experts in the labor field."
Expert 1: "Oh, the problem is definitely abusive, bloated unions and exclusive contracts."
Expert 2: "Oh, the problem is definitely freeloading welfare queens."
Workers:
<try to push each other into the guillotine>
AR: Flies away in her golden private jet, "MUHAHAHAHAHA!"