You're kidding, but you're not wrong. I worked for Whole Foods pre-Amazon and the number of people who returned eggs or flagged me down upon finding a feather was concerning.
it is not the default to get eggs with the cuticle intact in the US.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Waitrose even sell green eggs - perfect with ham!!
Next you’ll be posting unrefrigerated butter out on the counter!
Blows their cover by using the word "counter" to refer to the kitchen worktop :)