I'm just thinking of all those times people have found weird footprint patterns out in the snow and been like, what cryptid is this?? Cute fluffy little cryptid...
I think front and back paws usually step into the same footprint but the harness is squeezing those legs closer together
Yeah, that gait is unnatural, that dog is either injured or on their way to injury.
All I hear in my head is a dot matrix printer...
And all i see is guitar hero patterns
Dog is a master of expert difficulty
Don't forget to tear off the sides.