They aren't, and I'm sick of being told they are

My mom mockingly said once “do you want your doctor visits to be just like the DMV?”

My answer would be "yes, because that'd be an improvement!"

My last trip to the DMV was surprisingly smooth. They finally implemented appointments, and, unlikely private doctors, they didn't make me wait in the lobby for 30minutes to 1 hour and then in the examination room for another 15-30 minutes.