2y ago

I think Larian really did sneak schlong physics into Baldur's Gate 3 without telling anybody

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If you want to watch, uncensored
https://kotaku.com/baldurs-gate-3-patch-5-jiggle-physics-dicks-balls-1851067236
Does this Game has schlong physics before boob physics has been added?
- Gay
  
  UwU<3
  
  After doing my no dev work, but watching a bunch of YouTube videos: dong physics simulation seems much easier than boob physics simulation.
I already see all the Baldurs Gate porn coming up…
- So you're living 4 months and a few days in the past, then huh?
  😂
  
  I guess so - hadn’t searched for it yet ^^
- I already see all the Baldurs Gate porn coming
  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- You mean you didn't see it coming until now?
I'd love to know who worked on that. Needs more bounce and less wiggle.
- It's like to think that there was already a library for that and they simply integrated that into the current engine.
  Penis jiggle .dll for re-use to cut down on penis jiggle development time.
They absolutely did. I noticed it while rotating a new character sans clothing.

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