Area Man Can Only Learn New Things If Encouraged By Promise Of Earning Cartoon Gems
Area Man Can Only Learn New Things If Encouraged By Promise Of Earning Cartoon Gems

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Area Man Can Only Learn New Things If Encouraged By Promise Of Earning Cartoon Gems

This poor guy hasn’t learned about the banana stickers yet. Best psychological validation you can buy!
Tell me about the banana stickers. For example, what would happen if I were to scratch one?
Oddly enough, smells like not bananas.