Global warming on track for 2.9C as greenhouse gases keep rising, UN says | Chances of keeping within 1.5C threshold put at a low 14%

It's not all bad. Chads will be able to continue to swing their dicks around with loud large cars which wake up people at night.

Obviously you can't be alpha unless you're boasting about your gas oven and giving yourself cancer with your own car fumes

In 2008, the most likely projections had us around 4.5 degrees of warming. So, there is progress. Insufficient progress, we need to double down, but progress nonetheless