The path and lamps are not on speaking terms.

I’m glad you shed light on this situation.

It’s only creeps who don’t walk the path, so that’s where we shine the light.

For anyone curious where this is, apparently it's in Germany, in Landkreis Straubing-Bogen.

A news article calls it Straubinger Donaudamm, but I don't know which street.

No bird shit, no bugs. Only winners here.

In my head, they’re all just looking for who tapped them on the shoulder.

One job.