One of these things is not like the others

Bro shaped like a deep breath.

Not my insult, but I love it.

The master race, ladies and gentlemen.

not only are turkeys 8 of them,

half the turkeys are JIVE turkeys.

(the definition fits painfully well)

Damn this is spicy

I gotta see this shit every time I log into Coursera because I have Firefox set up to dump cookies on shutdown.

Didn't he get some kind of freaky weight loss drug only available to the uber-rich since these pics were taken?

Are we so low on reasons to ridicule Elon, that we must stoop to body shaming?