Unless it's boiled before they bake it, it's not a fucking bagel, it's a doughnut-shaped bread. Bagels also do not contain blueberries, and any suggestion to the contrary should be met with swift ass whooping.
This made me think, "Everything" bagels don't actually include blueberries, but it's literally supposed to contain everything! Irrefutable proof that blueberries can't be in bagels