The proof!

Hey now, ditch water tastes much better than any of those.

Likes to wear purple, hell of a bowler. I hear he's a pederast, though.

Well my mother went bowling wearing a boiler suit, calling herself jesus.

Well there was this guy in Puerto Rico who sold me lysergic acid diethylamide on a cardboard, gotta tell you this, he definitely was a jesus.

... she said, and smiled in her special way