Sheeple

Might turn into a once in a lifetime experience for you and the people closest to you

I remember the time at the gas docks a guy was smoking and when told to put it out he said “this is diesel, it doesn’t do that, look” and then put his cigarette out by pumping diesel onto it.

Then he got a ticket by the very unamused DNR cop who was also fueling up his boat, who was the one who initially told him to put his cigarette out.