Turkey or turd on fire?

That's poop from a butt.

Whipped frosting maybe wasn’t the best choice for the turdkey.

Behold: The Fire Turd (what happens after forgetting that spicy food has a two-burn cycle)

Not to be confused for the Burning Bush (what happens when there may be an undiagnosed STI)

Turd on fire.

Renaissance Saint Turd

The only reason this is even a question is that there's no visible corn.

Turd.