Lebowski Pinball

Coitus?

Imagine the canned dialogue blasting out this machine's speakers as the ball bounces around...

"YOU'RE NOT WRONG, WALTER, YOU'RE JUST AN ASSHOLE."

"I am the walrus. I am the walrus."

"That rug really tied the room together, man."

"Sioux City Sarsaparilla?
That's a good one."

"WHERE'S THE MONEY, LEBOWSKI?!!"