United States | News & Politics @lemmy.ml NightOwl @lemmy.ca 1w ago Trump confirms recent MRI but declines to give reason why www.reuters.com reuters.com 1 crossposts InitialsDiceBearhttps://github.com/dicebear/dicebearhttps://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/„Initials” (https://github.com/dicebear/dicebear) by „DiceBear”, licensed under „CC0 1.0” (https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/)US United States | News & Politics @midwest.social cm0002 @lemmings.world 1w ago Trump confirms recent MRI but declines to give reason why www.reuters.com /world/us/trump-says-he-underwent-mri-2025-10-27/
MRI has confirmed he is 100% full of shit. In fact the shit ball has compacted into a calcified clump so dense it defies physics. Scientists are baffled by the shear amount of shit contained in one “human.”
MRI has confirmed he is 100% full of shit. In fact the shit ball has compacted into a calcified clump so dense it defies physics. Scientists are baffled by the shear amount of shit contained in one “human.”
This reads like poetry.
Fantastic work.