Sir David Attenborough Becomes New Oldest Daytime Emmys Winner Ever at 99, Beating Previous Record Holder Dick Van Dyke

Damn, I didn’t realize they had to fight for it. Hope Dick is ok

This was a very scary title to make sense of, especially with those two names in it.

Shame on you Sir David, violence is never the answer and you should not beat up other old men.

Showerthought: Gotta be real fucking old for your name to contain both a lewd word, a vehicle, and a slur