The actual best thing to do, apart from getting professional help, would probably setting the climate control to the lowest temperature to make the snake slow and sluggish before doing anything else.
I thought it was sufficiently slow and sluggish already, you know, C is always been faster.
USB or Bluetooth?
2.4Ghz wireless.
And once it's sluggish enough you can just put salt on it.
Making it extra cold isn't a trivial ask, if this is something like a datacenter.
Don't worry, I'll make sure to get rid of that python!
Pretty sure that's not a python.