you spin me right round baby right round...

I think it’s neat that in a lot of these “penis stuck in thing” cases where bloodflow makes removal difficult a doctor can usually just show the patient the massive needle they will have to insert to remove excess blood and the sight alone usually “solves” the problem.

Really? No one is gonna comment on how insane it is for a healthcare professional to tweet healthcare data, even if PII is censored?

someone else already did

I wonder what ICD code they used for billing…

https://www.healthcaredive.com/news/the-16-most-absurd-icd-10-codes/285737/

I used to work at a company that made software related to this and we always had fun finding ridiculous codes for testing internally. I think there was an actual code defined for someone being hit in the head by a turtle.

For this one, I think it's nothing quite as exciting, basically just what you'd expect.
S30.852A - Superficial foreign body of penis, initial encounter
Probably pretty similar to the list of items you cant bring on a plane. I think i saw at least 3 different words for nunchucks on a sign once

Thank you for the red circle, I would have never found out what to read without it.

Yeah, but there was no giant superimposed face reacting to it so I had no idea what emotional response I should have.
- Took me a while to figure out what to feel, too, but fret not- i gotchu fam 👌
you're welcome :)

For a horrifying moment I thought it read "Fidget spinner stuck in penis".

Played too rough and it got swollen and they panicked. Reminds me of my first yank.

thank god it was circled

"New kink unlocked"

yeah thanks for violating my Hipaa rights as well as spinning it. you never took it off me btw

Just @ me next time
- thanks FauxPseudo 👊😏 you're a real one and I trust you with my medical emergency

HOW DO YOU PULL THAT OFF!?!

Some supernatural fukery going on.

The fuck is RT FOOT PN and why the hell is it not RT FT PN

Any medical people know what the little symbol with the exclamation mark under the ‘All’ column means?

Guessing that column is truncated "Allergies," though I'm not sure if the exclamation point means that they have a major allergy or maybe their allergy information wasn't recorded yet.

Wild ride!

You think that's wild?
Buckle up.
- That's a classic.

Should be a minor part in next season Pitt.