I hope anon finds love

point at her and try to do a huge burp

And they say romance is dead.

She looks 14.

Hopefully anon isn't a pedo.

If only he had burped at her she would be his

Yes but was his projectile vomit's trajectory long enough to reach her? I hope he arched his back to point his mouth at the optimal 45 degrees upward for maximum horizontal travel.