Silly Italians

Yeah, honestly pepperoni is an easy D tier pizza topping. It's way too salty, way too oily, and slices are often too big to eat in one bite, but too tough to easily bite through. So you end up with either too much pepperoni in a bite, or you drop some cheese and sauce in the process of biting it into a manageable piece.

Pineapple on the other hand, is sweet, which balances the saltiness of other toppings, while either being small enough to eat in a bite, if not it's easily bitten in two.

Easy S tier topping.

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Pineapple on pizza is awesome.
- There are dozens of us, dozens!
I wonder what they think of pepperoni on pizza? Has an official statement been made?
- Yeah, honestly pepperoni is an easy D tier pizza topping. It's way too salty, way too oily, and slices are often too big to eat in one bite, but too tough to easily bite through. So you end up with either too much pepperoni in a bite, or you drop some cheese and sauce in the process of biting it into a manageable piece.
  Pineapple on the other hand, is sweet, which balances the saltiness of other toppings, while either being small enough to eat in a bite, if not it's easily bitten in two.
  Easy S tier topping.