Make sure to check your kid's Halloween candy for Tylenol this year

Her fellow officers noticed something was wrong when she no longer experienced joy from manhandling perps and expressed interest an MS in computer science.

Is she like, having a seizure, or did she take some fentanyl out of the evidence locker?

Or maybe just got bonked on the head?

Like, I have seen more than one chestcam video on youtube of cops responding to other cops who took some fentanyl into the bathroom before they got to the evidence locker, and they end up doing the lean so hard they curl back into ragdoll positions you would think were unrealistic in a video game, fucking instant OD.

I'm pretty sure this is from the video of a dumbass pig having a panic attack because she touched an unknown powder (turned out not to be drugs at all) during a traffic stop because she thought it was fentanyl. Fentanyl does not cross the skins barrier.
- ... Wow.
  Thats... even more stupid.
  ... Dang.
  She's having a completely psychosomatic paralysis episode?
  ... This person should not be trusted with a firearm.
  Armed, dangerous and mentally unstable under pressure, fuck.
- Oh, so if she's performing for the camera then it's okay to laugh at it.
- Fentanyl does cross the skin barrier, patches exist, but ain't shit happening if you just touch it.
You are thinking of epilepsy. She is having autism.
- ... No.
  I am autistic.
  This not a thing I do.
  wtf are you talking about?
- im autistic and this do check out

Just inject cops with fentanyl daily until they develop a tolerance or something. Stop being pussies or look for another job.

Just hire people that can handle a little fun.
- Those are the guys watching the evidence locker
- And I bet their lazy cop asses will stop calling out sick or take weeks long vacations either.
  "So you're refusing to obey Mayor Mamdani's orders to storm the tarmac and drag Netenyahu's ass off that plane? Oh well, then I guess you ain't getting your medicine then... ....yeah that's what I thought..."

This photo needs to be the Wikipedia image for the article The Placebo Effect.

Or maybe the Nocebo effect instead? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocebo

I think she’s got an extra chromosome

Don't insult people with extra chromosomes, they are human... That's clearly a pig with extra chromosomes.

Is that a good cop?

This isn't the movies, in the real world we don't have such mythical creatures.
- There are cops outside America too. Some of them are quite decent people, as well as good police officers.
  America's cop problem is fixable. It just requires Americans to fix it.