CEO of Russian Fertilizer Firm Found Decapitated Near Kaliningrad - The Moscow Times
CEO of Russian Fertilizer Firm Found Decapitated Near Kaliningrad - The Moscow Times
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CEO of Russian Fertilizer Firm Found Decapitated Near Kaliningrad - The Moscow Times
It's a suicide according to officials. Grim, grim world.
“H: How long have you lived in this constituency?
E: Since Wednesday morning. I took over the previous electorate when he, very sadly, accidently brutally cut his head off while combing his hair.”
Blackadder continues to inspire future generations decades later.
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He likely decapitated himself in the middle of the field or something.