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me🧠irl
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My brain directing my mouth to eat the other half of the cake: .... who are you people again? and what do you do?
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Sometimes my bowels go on strike and demand more fibre. Heart palpitate, lungs gasping for air, liver hurting, brain sweating, eyes go crossed and mouth full of digestive biscuits.
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... Mom's spaghetti.
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I'm shittin myself already
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Is it an !unpopularopinion@lemmy.world that the brain being so overdeveloped is the most problematic part of the human condition?
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Not really, since there’s the old joke of “when god made people.”
“You ruined it! You took a perfectly good monkey and gave it anxiety!”
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So much of the brain’s job is just to allow you to use your body, the conscience part of it is the only part that doesn’t work.
Collective punishment is a war crime.