“The Bark Defense: A 99.999% Successful Method for Keeping Emily Safe from Strangers and Garbage Trucks”
“The Bark Defense: A 99.999% Successful Method for Keeping Emily Safe from Strangers and Garbage Trucks”
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/35307326
To be honest, this Matt guy sounds awfully sus.
Wrong smell, does not bring food, what good is he even? Can he protect Emily via barking? Most likely not.
Definitely not. His bark is pathetic like a silly little Pomeranian.