US President Donald Trump's administration is revising past editions of the nation's premier climate report -- its latest move to undermine the scientific consensus on human-caused global warming.

Hey, isn't this the guy who rapes children and went to Epstein's island several times?

"Listen guys, we need a new conclusion written by someone who isn't a fancy climateologist."

"...I don't think that's a word, sir."

"Of course it is. Didn't you just hear me make it?"

"...Yes Mr. President."