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‘Britain’s most tattooed man’ claims he is unable to watch p*rn as 'new age check system mistakes his ink for a mask' | Need To Know

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‘Britain’s most tattooed man’ claims he is unable to watch p*rn as 'new age check system mistakes his ink for a mask' | Need To Know

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British man claims he's unable to watch porn as tattoos confuse age check system

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‘Britain’s most tattooed man’ claims he is unable to watch p*rn as 'new age check system mistakes his ink for a mask' | Need To Know

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So he is also Britain's stupidest man, who can't even circumvent the age check system or find porno on places without such systems.
- Kinda missing the whole point here
- In the article, it says that he is considering using a VPN.
- "abortion is legal the next state over just go there"
  Same concept right?
  
  No, why?
How funny first he tattoos his face ensure no real woman would want to fuck him and now he can't even get fake ones on the internet thanks to nanny state bullshit. Poor guy has my sympathy.
- no real woman
  Found the redditor.
- I'm sure he'd appeal to somebody.
  
  Here I thought it was going to be anuskatzz in your link but I'll be dipped if this gal doesn't have her beat for tattoo coverage
- Why is this downvoted? I found it funny.
  
  As did I (obviously, it was my joke). But thou shalt not make a funny on lemmy or the pee pants brigade will show up and get all upset. I have learned to just ignore it and let them be mad. Nothing you will say is likely to change their minds anyway.

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