My Shark Week 2025 Movie Ranking
My Shark Week 2025 Movie Ranking
Just my personal ranking of the shark movies I watched for c/BMovieBonanza Shark Week 20th-27th July, 2025. All I cared about was entertainment value, not serious artistic merit.
My Shark Week 2025 Movie Ranking
| Title | Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Ninja vs Shark | 5 | |
| 2 | Meg 2: The Trench | 4.5 | |
| 3 | Under Paris | 4 | |
| 4 | Shark Night | 3.5 | |
| 5 | Santa Jaws | 2.5 | |
| 6 | Shark! | 2 | |
| 7 | Cocaine Shark | 1 | |
| 8 | Narco Shark | 0 |
WARNING:
- All these films (except maybe Santa Jaws, Meg 2, and Shark!) should not be viewed by children.
- Cocaine Shark and Narco Shark shoud not be viewed by anyone.
(I should probably downgrade Cocaine Shark's score to half or even a quarter of a shark, but that's the score I gave it in my original post so it stays.)