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Fucking CERN needs to hire this man, he created an entire sun in his kitchen. They've been trying to contain nuclear fusion for decades and my man does it by accident in a pastry.
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Why? That’s nicely al Dante
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Is this how they make lava cake?
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Yes, that’s right, I ordered the Mount Doom soufflé.
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That one friend who insists that they don't know how to cook.
You reassure them and tell them they can learn.
The friend who can't cook goes on to boil a pot of water and returns with this abomination that defies physics
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My mother in law has ruined a pot in the process of boiling water.
It can happen..
She isn't allowed to cook for many reasons.
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Bro recreated the elephant's foot. That's at least 3.6 Röntgen.
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Not great, not terrible.
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Babe wake up, new Chernobyl just dropped.
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Get the liquidators! They have found a second elephant's foot.
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I read every single one in Gordon Ramsay's voice.
I read them in Stephen Fry's narrator voice
When I say well done, I mean well done!
The congratulations just hits differently since it's not an adjective. It's so much more personal